• ENGINEER's wife
  ENGINEER's wife : 
  
  
  "How Am I looking today?"
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  Engineer: tan c/sin c
  .
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  wife: huh?
  .
  .
  .
  Engineer: tan c/sin c
  = (sin c/cos c(/sin C
  =1/cos c
  =sec c...
  Naughty ENGINEER..!!
  
  
  Dimagh Ki Watt Laga Di..;-p

Pappu To Girlfriend:
"Tumhe wo Bangali Ladka Kiss kr raha tha,
To Tumne Use Mana Q nai kiya.?
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Girlfriend:
Me Use Mana kese karti?
Mujhe to Bangali bolni hi nahi ati..;-p

Hehehee

Ek Larky Ny

.
Ek Afriqi Larki Se
.
Andheri Raat Me
.
Samandar K Kinary
.
Romantic Mood Me 
Pucha:
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"Janu Kidhar Ho?
Nazar Nahi Aarahin"...;-p

Hahhaha

• Intelligent Girl
  Ladkiya nahi Sudharengi..;-p
  
  The ATM Machine Jammed
  (stopped working) because of...
  .
  .
  .
  An Intelligent Girl put
  Her Hair Pin in the Machine
  when Option was to..
  "Enter Your PIN"...:-) ;-D
  
  Hahahaha

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• "Tum Kuttay Thay
  Kuttay Ho Aur
  Kuttay Hii Rahoge
  Tumhare Bache Bhi Kuttay
  Aur Aane Wali Saaton Naslain
  Kuttay Hii Rahenge ''
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Kutiya Ne Kuttay Se Kaha
  Aur Maaike Chali Gayi ....;-p
  
  Hahahahaha

 ToDay Iz SaturDay " 

Send this SMS to 10 Peoples
and INSHALLAH 
Tommorrow Will be SunDay ! 

SunDay :) 

Believe Me It Works..;-)

hahahah

• Kal Ki Baat
  "2 Men Talking In Marriage Ceremony"
  
  1st: Abhi Kal Ki Baat hy,
  Ye Larki meri Godi Me Khelti thi.
  .
  .
  2nd: Aap Larki Waale ho?
  .
  .
  1st: Nahi, Me BOSS Hun Iska... ;-> ;-p
  
  Hahahaha

.* Molvi Khutba dete huwe
.
.
Aaj kal ki aurtain itni bareek kamezen
pehanti hain, itni bareek shalwaren pehanti hain k unki shameez tk nazar
aati hai,
Un ki tangen nazar aati hain,
un ka jism nazar ata hai,
un ki kamar wazay hoti hai.
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Peeche se awaz aai:’ Abay Molvi Jamat
Khari karwa,
Mahol na bna..!:P:D

Hearty Love:
Piyar kabi na krna Pardesi Se,,
,
Rote-Rote Naina Thak Jayenge,
,
Pyar krna Hamesha Padosi se
roz khidki se darshan ho jyenge.

Dekho khuli kya...;-p

Hahahhaha

Once Computer Science Student,
Washing his Hands with Dettol
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.
After Removing A Virus From His System...;-p

• Mujhy Yaad Ker Lena
  Kabhi Toot K Bikhro To
  Mujhy Yaad Ker Lena...
  
  "Dost"
  
  Hum Thora Bohat
  Welding Ka Kaam bhi Janty Hen...;-p
  
  (,")/
  <)( Switch On ker Choty..
  
  (",)>
  <)( ' Ustaad Light Nahi Hai..;-0
  
  Hahahaha

Strange But True..
.
.
Duniya Me Her Insaan Ka Alag
Naam HAI..
.
.
Magar Bheed Me Jab Hum Aawaz
Lagate Hen..
.
.
.
"Abe Kaminey"
Kasam Se 20 Me Se 18 Log Palat
Kar Dekhte Hen..;-p

Haahaha

..

• Dil Se
  ARZ KIYA HAI.
  Zara Ghaur farmiye !
  haan toh ARZ KIYA HAI..
  Yu na kisi k dil se khelo......
  .
  .
  Yu na kisi k dil se khelo...
  .
  .
  .
  .
  .
  .
  .
  Jab Like & comment nahi karna aata
  TOH? ? ?
  Computer aur Mobile bech
  kar Radio lelo.. 
  Ho gayi na ab Be-Izzati..;-)
  
  
  Hahahaha

Same Rate

EK LiTer PeTroL

Aur

EK BoTTLe Beer

Ka SaMe

Rate Ho GaYa Hai

-

"DoST"

-

AB FaiSLa AaPKa Hai

-

JHooM Lo..!

Ya

GHooM Lo...;-p ;-)

Hahahhaa

Family Eid Mubarak

After 1 day

After 24 hours

After 1440 min

After 86400 sec

Every one will send u this msg but i m the

1st telling u and your family Eid Mubarak.

Special Day on Eid

Many are the wishes

that are being sent your way,

but the is a special one

for a very happy Eid Day.

Hope Love and Laugher,

warmth, wishes,

joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes,

jubilation, become a part of your

Eid and Your Life.

!! Eid Mubarak !!

May the magic of this EID bring lots of happiness

In ur life and may u celebrate

It wid all ur close friends and may

It fill ur HEART wid wonders.

!! EID MUBARAK !!

As Allah waters HIS Creation,

May HE also sprinkle HIS wonderous

Blessings over you and your beloved ones.

(Aameen)

**EID MUBARAK**

1st Friend: Why are you so sad, bro?

What is the matter?

2nd Friend: Matter is anything that occupies

space and has mass

If colgate kills 99.9% of germs…

What does Colgate sensitive do ?
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.
.
.
.
Answer: It kills 99.9% of

Germs without hurting their feelings

Dear girls

If you break his heart and he still

talk to you with same excitement and respect

Then trust me your decision was wrong

You do not decide your future

You decide your habits and your

habits decide your future

!! Goor Night !!

Girl: Tu hasta nai hai kia?

Boy: Kiy?

Girl: tera hasty hue koi photo nai hai

Boy: tu nahati nai hai kia

If you do not want responsibility

Do not sit in the big chair

TO be successful

You must accept full responsibility

Husband: baby tumhara kabhi dil nai kerta

ke tum mard hote

Wife: Kiyo, Aaj tumhara gaand marwane ka man

kar raha hai kiya? 

It is nice when someone holds umbrella

For you in the rain. But it is

Most wonderful if someone holds your hand

and run crazily with you in the rain

No one in this world is pure and perfect

If you avoid people for their mistakes

You will be alone in this world

SO judge less and love more

!! Good Night !!

Stop overthinking

You can not control everything

Just let it be

Everything will be fine

Remember that everyone you meet

is afraid of something,

loves something and

has lost something

remember this ...
''wo manzil hi batkismat thi jo hume na paa saki''
alwys b proud of urself..
aur haa to win u have to keep figjting..
q ki daar k aage jeet hai.,
aur jagah chini nahi jati banayi jati hai''

Sorry I had stopped sending life quotes and sms Now I am not sending any types of sms..So don't subscribed or sms me on this no.8981224036 I totally closed sending.So Bye & Have a Good Luck

andhera itna jyada ho gaya ki suroj ki rshni kam pad rahi hai,
zakhm itna jyada ho gaya ki ek dil rakhne ke liya kam pad raha hai,
aansu itna jyada ho gaya ki rone ke liya do aankha kam pad rahi hain ......
lv u all........
khusi

A correct decision can double the confidence 
"and"
A wrong decision can double the experience...
so no need to worry about both situation

A correct decision can double the confidence 
"and"
A wrong decision can double the experience...
so no need to worry about both situation...

A true & caring relation 
Doesn't have to speak loud......!
A soft smile is just enough,
Because
Its not the mouth that speaks,
Its the heart that feels

"What iz life"
never mind the kicks of people
because
without kicks,we may never reach to the goal

Nobody understands love," the writer admits. "It seems to be Universal. Timeless. Yet, it's also very individual, filtered by our own lives and expectation

ME Widout U?
It's Like A
Facebook Without Friends,
Youtube Without Music
Google With No search Results
Computer Without Internet
Night Without Stars
Day Without Sun
FISH without water