Tuesday, 16 August 2016

ENGINEER's wife

ENGINEER's wife :

"How Am I looking today?"

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Engineer: tan c/sin c

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wife: huh?

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Engineer: tan c/sin c

= (sin c/cos c(/sin C

=1/cos c

=sec c...

Naughty ENGINEER..!!

Dimagh Ki Watt Laga Di..;-p

Pappu To Girlfriend:
"Tumhe wo Bangali Ladka Kiss kr raha tha,
To Tumne Use Mana Q nai kiya.?
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Girlfriend:
Me Use Mana kese karti?
Mujhe to Bangali bolni hi nahi ati..;-p

Hehehee

Ek Larky Ny

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Ek Afriqi Larki Se
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Andheri Raat Me
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Samandar K Kinary
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Romantic Mood Me
Pucha:
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"Janu Kidhar Ho?
Nazar Nahi Aarahin"...;-p

Hahhaha

Intelligent Girl
Ladkiya nahi Sudharengi..;-p

The ATM Machine Jammed
(stopped working) because of...
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An Intelligent Girl put
Her Hair Pin in the Machine
when Option was to..
"Enter Your PIN"...:-) ;-D

Hahahaha

"Tum Kuttay Thay
Kuttay Ho Aur
Kuttay Hii Rahoge
Tumhare Bache Bhi Kuttay
Aur Aane Wali Saaton Naslain
Kuttay Hii Rahenge ''

Kutiya Ne Kuttay Se Kaha
Aur Maaike Chali Gayi ....;-p

Hahahahaha

ToDay Iz SaturDay "

Send this SMS to 10 Peoples
and INSHALLAH
Tommorrow Will be SunDay !

SunDay :)

Believe Me It Works..;-)

hahahah

Kal Ki Baat
"2 Men Talking In Marriage Ceremony"

1st: Abhi Kal Ki Baat hy,
Ye Larki meri Godi Me Khelti thi.
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2nd: Aap Larki Waale ho?
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1st: Nahi, Me BOSS Hun Iska... ;-> ;-p

Hahahaha

.* Molvi Khutba dete huwe
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Aaj kal ki aurtain itni bareek kamezen
pehanti hain, itni bareek shalwaren pehanti hain k unki shameez tk nazar
aati hai,
Un ki tangen nazar aati hain,
un ka jism nazar ata hai,
un ki kamar wazay hoti hai.
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Peeche se awaz aai:’ Abay Molvi Jamat
Khari karwa,
Mahol na bna..!:P:D

Hearty Love:
Piyar kabi na krna Pardesi Se,,
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Rote-Rote Naina Thak Jayenge,
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Pyar krna Hamesha Padosi se
roz khidki se darshan ho jyenge.

Dekho khuli kya...;-p

Hahahhaha

Once Computer Science Student,
Washing his Hands with Dettol
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After Removing A Virus From His System...;-p

Mujhy Yaad Ker Lena
Kabhi Toot K Bikhro To
Mujhy Yaad Ker Lena...

"Dost"

Hum Thora Bohat
Welding Ka Kaam bhi Janty Hen...;-p

(,")/
<)( Switch On ker Choty..

(",)>
<)( ' Ustaad Light Nahi Hai..;-0

Hahahaha

Strange But True..
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Duniya Me Her Insaan Ka Alag
Naam HAI..
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Magar Bheed Me Jab Hum Aawaz
Lagate Hen..
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"Abe Kaminey"
Kasam Se 20 Me Se 18 Log Palat
Kar Dekhte Hen..;-p

Haahaha

Dil Se

ARZ KIYA HAI.

Zara Ghaur farmiye !

haan toh ARZ KIYA HAI..

Yu na kisi k dil se khelo......

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Yu na kisi k dil se khelo...

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Jab Like & comment nahi karna aata

TOH? ? ?

Computer aur Mobile bech

kar Radio lelo..

Ho gayi na ab Be-Izzati..;-)

Hahahaha